When Playtime Turned Too Serious for the Old Couple

When you are an older couple, you quickly become comfortable with each other, and that can even mean doing things that are outside of your usual comfort zone. It’s a beautiful thing to see this kind of closeness happen, but sometimes it can lead to moments that are a bit improper or even uncomfortable. Still, the bond between two people who have spent many years together often means they can laugh through just about anything.

The couple in the following joke are enjoying a playful moment in bed. After lying silently for a few minutes, the old man suddenly lets out a fart and announces, “Seven points.” His wife, confused, asks, “What in the heck are you talking about?” The old man replies, “I’m playing fart football!” A few minutes later, the wife responds with her own fart and proudly says, “Touchdown! Tie score.”

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